Happy Birthday To Me
Wow! A whole year just went by since my last birthday and I have a lot to thank God for .I don't even know where to start, cos God has been really good.
I thank God for his divine favor,grace,mercies,wisdom and understanding and on top of that I thank God for allowing me to see another birthday in good health.I also thank God for my family and all my friends(blogsville family included).
I started receiving calls from people just before 12midnight,even one of my sisters called me from Nigeria 12midnight on the dot.
Well I don't really have anything planned specially for today,but I might hang out with a couple of friends later today for drinks and we will take it from there.I have been getting my beauty sleep since Tuesday,cos my last day at my job down here was on Monday and I will be starting the Tampa job on Monday,so Tampa here I come this weekend.
Anyway lemme leave you with this joke before going to get some sleep.
One day, a rather inebriated ice fisherman drilled a hole in the ice and peered deeply into the hole examining it for fish. Suddenly, a loud voice boomed, "There are no fish down there."
Surprised, but not discouraged, the fisherman continued on. He walked several yards away, drilled another hole and peered deeply into it. Again, out of nowhere, a voice suddenly boomed, "There's no fish down there."
A bit nervous now, the fisherman managed to continue. He walked about 50 yards away and drilled yet another hole, peered long and deep into the hole, hoping for some fish. Suddenly, the voice boomed again, this time louder than ever, "There's no fish down there!!!"
The fisherman, quite frightened at this point, looked up into the sky and asked, "God!? Is that you?"
"No, you idiot," the voice said. "It's the rink manager."
Will be back to give you details if anything exciting happens.
48 Comments:
Happy Birthday sweetie
Happy Birthday!!!....so so how old are you now? are you one of those folks saying 30 is the new 20?..LOL
Oooh yeah, I wish you happy b'day... Oooh yeah Very Very Many Happy Returns!!!
ENJOY!!!
lol.. thats a good joke.. lemme 're-paste' my comment from your other post since you now have a special 'birthday post'...
Happy Birthday my sweet ex-boyfriend... I'm happy that you've clocked another year... but my happiness is shrouded with a little bit of misery because you chose to cheat on me with my ex-secretary Vera... I mean we had a good thing going on... I had already bought my wedding gown... I mean you hadn't proposed or anything.. but I just knew it was gonna happen so I wanted to be ready by that time!!! only to now hear that you...
in fact let me not make myself sad... I'm sure you want to spend all the time you can with her... but let me just warn you oh... her EGUSI SOUP SUCKS!!!!!!!!
Happy Birthday NaijaBloke sugarpie... honeyplum...
ps... I'm still willing to let bygones be bygones and give you a second chance!
Happy Birthday Naija Bloke!!!
We love you plenty plenty in Blogville and our prayer is that goodness and mercy make pursue and overtake you and that men and women that you know not of, fall over themselves to do you good!!! Cheers!!!
Oohhhhh, OWNB and Vera - you got it going for you NB!! (wink, wink, Smiling broadly from ear to ear)
Happy Birthday to you!!!
How old are you sef? Talk true!
God will continue to proctect and guide you,and keep you on blogsville.
Have a smashing day!
HAPPY BUFFDAY NAIJABLOKE!!!
May the warmth you've shown to others return to you on this special day.
Have a wonderful and blessed day!
I copied what I pasted on your previous post
Have a safe trip to Tampa too this weekend.
Happy Birthday, oga Bloke. If to say I get your number I for call you, but sha, Happy Birthday!
Happy Birtday to you, happy birthday to you blokey, happy brthday to you.
I wish you many happy returns, long life and prosperity.
Hip hip hip
HURRAY!
I think i can still remember the song.
Happy Birthday to you. Kai I wanted to be the first, yet Im still late. Here is wishing you a very happy birthday. Your life has been a divine blessing to us and coutless others - (in and out of blogville)- and I pray that the Lord today will ever continue to bless the fruits of your hands and continue to use you powerful to spread joy in many people's lives. And may the good Lord keep you and bless you, and overtake you with blessings He has already reserved for you this new birthday. In Jesus Name. Amen.
Happy birthday. May God grant you everything you NEED this year.
You can always send the number to me through the contact page on my site ;-). How's the going or have you decided to use today to sneak off with Vera?
Happy Birthday,
God will continue to bless you as promised. He will grant you favor and prosper you in all your ways.
He will perfect all that concerns you. Keep trusting God as he continues to execute what He has ordained for your life.
Have a great day and enjoy it
happy birthday oh!!
whatz up with bloggers and birthdays in JAnuary!
Happy Birthday, Love!!!
Hurry up and go do your push ups before I come home, so you can have the strength to errr.... you know now.
Meanwhile, I'm getting a bikini wax, lol.
Happy birthday, Bloke. I'll be home in a few minutes.
Happy Birthday, Love!!!
Hurry up and go do your push ups before I come home, so you can have the strength to errr.... you know now.
Meanwhile, I'm getting a bikini wax, lol.
Happy birthday, Bloke. I'll be home in a few minutes.
Happy Birthday, Love!!!
Hurry up and go do your push ups before I come home, so you can have the strength to errr.... you know now.
Meanwhile, I'm getting a bikini wax, lol.
Happy birthday, Bloke. I'll be home in a few minutes.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Bloke!! And here's to all the wonderful things you hope and pray for... may they all come to pass. Amen.
You and this Vera are too much!!
And thanks for the funny joke as usual! Enjoy the weekend and good luck with the job!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BLOKE, see I have been celebrating ur bday since sunday o, lol. Hope u have a blessed n wonderful day n may all ur dreams for the year come to pass in Jesus name!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NAIJA BLOKE!
Hope you had a lovely day?As u're getting older you need to be easy on those push ups, Vera don't kill him oh! jeje laiye! lol
and congrats on your new job
Happy Birthday!..
Hppy birthday! Good health, longlife And prosperity.Cheers!!!
Ohhhhhh sorry i'm a little late....HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABE!!! have a great one
cheers...xxx
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! I wish you all of Gods blessings this year and even better year than the last one!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY dearie.....
Props on everything, and cheers towards a great future. Stay strong and enjoy urself...it's not over till its over! God bless u on ur special day!
Happy Birthday Naija Bloke.. Have a wonderful day and Best Wishes in all you do.
Happy bornday Mr.bloke, may all ur wishes come true and then some. May this be your year of wonderful favor and blessings and may you see more years to come.
Just as i'm settling into h-town from tampa, you're jetting out there. Nice. I like the town sotay i haven't evn changed my digits, well after work and u need to catch some fun it has a decent night life Ybor City is one.
Happy Birthday. Hope this year is bountiful times more fulfilling than the last
Happy Birthday, Bloke!!!
This has to be my 3rd attempt at commenting on your blog and after writing two long posts previously, i'll now just say:
Happy Birthday Honey! Here's wishing you the very best of life and unlimited happiness, success and much more!
Happy Birthday!!!
Bloke, can you explain to me why Desola is calling you Honey? Xplain o!
Wait o! I can't believe i haven't wished Naijabloke a happy b'day. I swear blogger ate my comment. Happy belated, hope u had fun.
API BELATED BDAY O. HOPE U HAD A GREAT TIME
Happy birthday... God bless!!
Baby, oya update now!!!
Vera,your bodi too dey hot sef! Shu!! Na because dem call your bloke honey your body hot so! Take am easy o!
Am way over due on my birthday wish. Happy (belated) Birthday NB. Wishing you all the best in life.
How is the move to tampa - not so stressful I hope and favourable.
Happy Birthday NB...
This is your year o! make sure you step up and be a MAN!!
Get a wife this year or propose to any of the ladies in blogsville...LOL
HEY, UPDATE LOVE!
appy byday.....congrats...many appy returns....oooo yeh...i wish you appy byday (reference to a nigerian aunty give me cake anthem)....God bless.
i know im late. u know the deal now, works coming out of everywhere, but all the same Happy birthday darling, may all you dreams come true and may God bless u abundantly.
Long time my dear. I would like to wish you a very happy birthday. I see that you are a capricorn too, I guess that is why we like each other so much.
Happy belated Birthday, mines next month. God bless u today and everyday.
Happy Birthday Naija bloke, i know i'm very late,hehehe.Stay blessed and have fun at your new workplace.
Hope you had a great day. I remembered you even though I was covered in sweat with a fever he hee. Shows how much I love you..don't mind that Vera winch.
Happy Belated Birthday ... hope you had a good one!
Happy Belated birthday, NaijaBloke. I wish you a year full of God's blessings.
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