Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Prank Calls

My thanksgiving was good and I had a swell time from eating and partying with a couple of friends.

How many people get calls from a number that you dont know and when you pick up the phone,the person just starts spitting like you should know who and what they are talking about.I got a call from a strange number on my cellphone yesterday and immediately I picked up the call,the person just went on about how the sex was a life saver and how she has not had some in while and she cant wait to get some again.

Ol boy I held my phone and actually had to check if I was not holding somebody else's phone,my head was screaming WTF,cos I know I could not even recognise the voice.After she had ranted for like 3mins,I calmly asked who was on the phone and am pretty sure she almost colapsed wherever she was 'cos she shouted "WHAT!!!" is this not "Leshawne" or something like that.I said no,this is Naijabloke and I dont know who Leshawne is and this is my cellphone.Apparently the chic dialed the wrong number and just started talking without asking for Leshawne.

Anyway all along while she was ranting about the great sex and how it saved her life,my head was extracting data,analysing and creating reports to figure out which of my friends was trying to prank call me,but I guess I just wasted some of my brain cells 'cos it was a wrong number.

Have you recieved a prank call or a funny call from someone that you dont know before or you have prank called someone before that was funny?

Turn your speakers up and listen to these prank calls and laugh a little.

This is Rickey Smiley doing one on a lady

This is a 10yr old gurl that called a demolition company to bargain with them to demolish her school


This wife called a radio show to call her husband to confirm if he is cheating on her


Let me leave you with a joke before I go

Never Smelled So Good....

An elderly Italian man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite Italian cookies.

With all his remaining strength, he lifted himself from the bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom and with even greater effort, gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs. With labored breath, he leaned against the doorframe, gazing into the kitchen. Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven. There, spread out upon waxed paper on the kitchen table, were literally hundreds of his favorite anisette cookies. Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted Italian wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?

Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself towards the table, the wondrous taste of the cookie was already in his mouth, seemingly bringing him back to life. The aged and withered hand trembled on its way to a cookie at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked hard with a spatula by his wife.

"GET OUT OF HERE!" she shouted, "THEY'RE FOR THE FUNERAL!"

You guys have a rest of the week

47 Comments:

At Wednesday, November 29, 2006 3:45:00 AM, Blogger Calabar Gal said...

LOL at that wife with the spatula. So she prefers her man dead rather than alive hmmn? Horrible having to see the food and other things being prepared for ur own funeral. Isnt heartwarming. Makes me remeber that palestinan leader Yasser Arafat. When he was lying ill in a Paris HOspital, The headlines were "Arafat at the thrones of death - Burial on Friday" How can u arrange the funeral of a man who isnt dead yet? Guess it only happens when you're tired of having him around hmmn?

LOL at that girl yakking her head off thinking she was chatting to Leshawne...

 
At Wednesday, November 29, 2006 4:35:00 AM, Blogger 9jamommy said...

Lol...at the cookies.

As far as prank calls/wrong numbers go, this has happened to me twice since I got here, some guy called me and asked for someone else, I told him he had the wrong number and hung up, homeboy called back and asked me if I was married...WTF??!!...only in Nigeria.

 
At Wednesday, November 29, 2006 5:09:00 AM, Blogger DiAmOnD hawk said...

hmmm...with prank calls...ive done my share...as a freshman in college
there was one going around then on the internet...one about "YOU KICKED MY DOG"...can you find it?

 
At Wednesday, November 29, 2006 9:31:00 AM, Blogger Omo Ibadan said...

lol..i think they even had a show in Naija where they made prank calls...can't remember the show name now

 
At Wednesday, November 29, 2006 10:28:00 AM, Blogger The Life of a Stranger called me said...

This cookie joke is so hilarious - I want expecting the end like that - very very funny -

Im also glad I cant say Ive had prank callers - aah maybe phone calls with people with heavy breathing on the other line counts - I used to get that alot - I guess I just drove some people crazy with my beauty LOL - Im so conceited - LOL -

Good to hear you had a great thanksgiving.

 
At Wednesday, November 29, 2006 12:25:00 PM, Blogger Vera Ezimora said...

Baby, I bet 4 a moment, you were like, 'damn, I was that good?' LOL

Anyways, yes, we all have received those weird calls.

I feel bad for the poor man, lol. His favorite cookies 4 his funeral? That's just wrong!

 
At Wednesday, November 29, 2006 12:33:00 PM, Blogger Mari said...

OMGod, I have that same audio on my blog with the Indian couple. I knew I should have put it up earlier. Hilarious, isn't it.

 
At Wednesday, November 29, 2006 2:28:00 PM, Blogger mosaic said...

That Rickey Smiley one is HILARIOUS! THose people are so from AL or Mississippi. LOL I love his CD with the prank calls. Have you heard the one where he calls Church's Chicken asking about what time church service starts? He's so silly.

Awww...I'm sad that CrankYankers doesn't come on anymore.

 
At Wednesday, November 29, 2006 5:10:00 PM, Anonymous azuka said...

This is going to be the funniest prank phone call of all. Listen and enjoy: http://azuka.zatechcorp.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/barbara_ssocialcuritycheck.wav

 
At Wednesday, November 29, 2006 5:13:00 PM, Blogger NaijaBloke said...

@Calabar ..na so I see am o ..
@9jamommy .. what do u expect .. am sure the guy was like dang!!! the chic sounds good men ..
@Diamond ..am sure u r in a lot of ppl's book to get back at ..
@Omo Ibadan .. a show in naija ke ..never heard abt it.
TLOASCM .. thx jere and me I dont know abt driving ya ppl crazy with ya beauty o ..oya lets see ya pic so we can judge ..LOL
@Vera ..LOLO(PH language) for a minute I thot it was u now ..LOL
@Mari .. where did u see indian couple again on this post ..nne shine ya eye o ..
@Mosaic ..dont tell me u have the CD? ..I have been looking for that CD since ..where did u get it?

 
At Wednesday, November 29, 2006 5:20:00 PM, Blogger NaijaBloke said...

Damn Azuka I was going to put that up next ... LOL

Nice one

 
At Wednesday, November 29, 2006 9:47:00 PM, Anonymous azuka said...

No harm in putting it up...

 
At Wednesday, November 29, 2006 9:53:00 PM, Blogger babe said...

Thats crazy men....Leshawn keh....i don update my blog finally oh..peace dude

 
At Thursday, November 30, 2006 4:42:00 AM, Blogger Desola said...

NB, you're the shit! Women falling over you left, right and centre to the extent that they can no longer contain their excitement at the sugar you put on them? Wow! Bobo, you got game jo!

That was mad funny! Leshawn!Lol...

 
At Thursday, November 30, 2006 6:53:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

mann my heart goes out to the woman with eh cheating husband. what a dork! american women do what? plzzz hommie should go down first and then he'll surely get some too!lol! MEN!!!!!dude lemme ask you one, what would u have done? lol!!!

 
At Thursday, November 30, 2006 7:16:00 AM, Blogger LondonBuki said...

OMG!!! That was a funny joke!

NB, why are you twisting gist? You know sometimes you tell the girls that they can call you Leshawne... ;-)

 
At Thursday, November 30, 2006 4:03:00 PM, Blogger Biodun said...

I pranked my friend once a couple of years ago. I used 2 get a lot of them in college, there was this particular guy in general who calls @ nite, breathing really heavily on the fone, like he was playing with himself or somethin, disgusting stuff.
So u too were listening ehn, prank ko, prank ni, am sure d gist was sweeting u!

 
At Thursday, November 30, 2006 5:12:00 PM, Blogger NaijaBloke said...

@Babe.. na so i see am o ..
@Desola ... it's cos of u now ..see what u caused now ..LOL
@Anonymous .. bros am kinda lost reading ur comment ..LOL
@Buki ..I have been waiting on ur comment ..I knew u would say that ..LOL
@Biodun ... see whoz talking.U that u were listening to a guy breathing heavily on the phone ..duh .. and actually I was thinking maybe I might have an alter ego called Leshawne ni o ..LOL

 
At Thursday, November 30, 2006 6:42:00 PM, Blogger Belle said...

Oh my!!!!!!!!! you had me LOL'ing!!! GEEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I know that chick was about to pass out when she heard your voice... bwahahahahhahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
At Thursday, November 30, 2006 7:32:00 PM, Blogger Cherub (former Bijouxoxo) said...

Leshawn bawo ni? Tell the truth NB, are u sure the lady wasn't telling the truth. Abegi, i'm very sure u were gbaduning her gist jo.

 
At Thursday, November 30, 2006 11:01:00 PM, Blogger Vera Ezimora said...

Errr Bloke, you've been tagged. Why don't I see your response here?

 
At Friday, December 01, 2006 2:48:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ha!ha!le shawne sa...
never been prank called ..but back in the days(nitel)i have pranked called millions of people

 
At Friday, December 01, 2006 6:51:00 AM, Blogger Life through rose-tinted glasses said...

Lol@d comment u left on my blog...ur not serious oh...its not my fault too i'm experiencing writers bloc at its highest but dont worry sha i'm on ur page everyday so thats still good init...have a lovely weekend babe

 
At Friday, December 01, 2006 6:53:00 AM, Blogger Life through rose-tinted glasses said...

lol@d comment u left on my blog...ur not serious oh...its not my fault too i'm experiencing writers bloc at the highest lol but i'm on ur page like everyday so thats still good init....have a lovely weekend babe

 
At Friday, December 01, 2006 7:35:00 AM, Anonymous Desola Your Ex-wife said...

Leshawne, I wanna see you now! My lawn need mowing! Hahahahah...

 
At Friday, December 01, 2006 7:36:00 AM, Anonymous Desola Your Ex-wife said...

come quick jo!

 
At Friday, December 01, 2006 12:25:00 PM, Anonymous zaiprincesa said...

...DONT EVEN FAKE, U WRE ENJOYING THE GIST JARE!...lol..cus u waited like 3 mins b4 saying anything. Abegi...he he he...GBEBORUN!..ok, have a nice weekend.

 
At Friday, December 01, 2006 1:49:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

nice blog i just came across it i have never read a joke on a blogsite be4 anyway i got a funy joke too i'll like to share ( i never been able to complete my blog so i cant post it there )


Enjoy this,



Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.

One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end, sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.

When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news, she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news.

The good news is you're being discharged. Since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.

The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead."

Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry."

"How soon can I go home?"

 
At Friday, December 01, 2006 4:41:00 PM, Blogger tiwalade said...

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At Friday, December 01, 2006 4:43:00 PM, Blogger tiwalade said...

Mehn!don't pretend like it was agony listening to the poor babe ranting on, i agree with vera, you must have been happy with yourself..
Prank calls,never been on the recieving end but mehn me and my girls that was our favourite pastime in school. As per broke students,we didn't even used to call them we'ld just keep flashing them until they called back....
there's a story about one of the victims of our prank calls here(naija bloke I know u've seen it but for other peeps):

http://tiwas-world.blogspot.com/2006/11/45-random-stuff-about-me.html

 
At Friday, December 01, 2006 4:49:00 PM, Blogger Nigerican said...

Have missed the jokes lMAO @ the poor old dude.OMG anonymous's joke was great too lol.I've missed u love(4 mari's vieweing )LOL

 
At Friday, December 01, 2006 7:41:00 PM, Blogger Belle said...

hmmmm... why do i think you are (potentially) moving to the midwest?? are you?

 
At Saturday, December 02, 2006 6:26:00 PM, Blogger Teva said...

Lie that your head wasnt swelling and that you didnt wish it was you some random 'past indiscretion' recalls with such great fondess...

See this yeye boy o! E come dey yap me say i dey test men like lab rats, see your life...na woman dey make you rack your head like this??? if na your school assigment, them go beg you tire...LOL

Dont worry, i'll update my blog as soon as i find new subjects for the next experiment...abi you wan volunteer? in the name of science???

 
At Sunday, December 03, 2006 12:50:00 PM, Blogger RJ said...

LOL, OMG! I love war of the roses mehn, a radio station here does it and I look foward to it all the time 'cos its so amazing the lies people come up with when they get caught.

The Rick Smiley one is hilarious....the woman was already getting defensive right from the start...ghetto is an understatement.

LMAO, the little girl in Dublin is hardcore...she's like blow up my school with the teachers in it - nobody likes them.

Mabudu warrior? Buya tribe? The lady is like you are from a tribe...run. hahahaha (omg! i'm crying)

 
At Sunday, December 03, 2006 6:23:00 PM, Blogger Overwhelmed Naija Babe said...

Crap shit... I can't play any of em so i'm completely vexed NAIja bloke.. everybody is enjoyin the laugh but me!!! lol @ leshawne and his sex... u should've saved the number and tried to get some.. I know you need it to clear your head from 'stress'.. lol.. abeg send me the direct links of those prank calls... i really wanna hear it!

 
At Monday, December 04, 2006 4:03:00 AM, Blogger TaureanMinx said...

hmm you didnt add that the calculations in your head might have included figuring out which of the babes you had given life saver sex to could be calling hahaaaaaaa. Lol at the jokes!

 
At Monday, December 04, 2006 10:37:00 AM, Blogger Calabar Gal said...

That Prank Call was Baaaddddd!!! I'm laughing my head off!!

 
At Monday, December 04, 2006 12:39:00 PM, Blogger Vickii said...

Lol Imagine how embarrased the girl was! My friend asked me yesterday if I had made prank calls as a kid and I realised I hadn't and now I don't think I've ever been prank called ... damn! I haven't lived!

Funny joke! Where do you get all these jokes from?

 
At Tuesday, December 05, 2006 8:11:00 PM, Blogger kulutempa said...

ok, your prank call was funny enough, but the ricky smiley...oh my days!! there's this hilarious one i have that's similar to the War of the Roses one, but they are indian, so the accent just takes it to another level of hilarious...i'm gonna have to figure out a way to post it.

meanwhile, you were talking about the cold over here in that your last comment in my blog, abi? this place is brutal! and i don't know how i always manage to forget how cold it can get, every year.

 
At Tuesday, December 05, 2006 11:55:00 PM, Blogger Vera Ezimora said...

ERRRRR, UPDATE PLS!

 
At Wednesday, December 06, 2006 2:36:00 PM, Blogger The Life of a Stranger called me said...

OK UPDATE YOU BLOG - IM tired of visiting and still no uypdate.

 
At Wednesday, December 06, 2006 3:17:00 PM, Anonymous Jaycee said...

Lolllll @ the prank call!

 
At Wednesday, December 06, 2006 4:32:00 PM, Blogger Ms. May said...

Not to sound like a broken record since everyone else has said it.......UPDATE!!!!!!!

 
At Thursday, December 07, 2006 4:10:00 AM, Blogger LondonBuki said...

UPDATE!!!

 
At Thursday, December 07, 2006 3:48:00 PM, Blogger Beautifully Human said...

lol. I know am a tad bit late to comment but I just had to.
ok; now UPDATE!

 
At Friday, December 08, 2006 7:03:00 AM, Blogger Jem said...

gimme ur number, i want to leave you some prank calls,lol

 
At Tuesday, December 12, 2006 9:50:00 PM, Blogger Cherub (former Bijouxoxo) said...

TESTING 1...2...3...

 

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