Inspiration Post --> LAMI CLOTHING

This is a write-up from one of my followers on Twitter and she just wanted me to help her post it on here maybe it will inspire some folks. "LAMI CLOTHING…………my mother my inspiration My names are Jennifer Barbie Christopher born to the family of Chief Christopher Okokobi hails from Agenebode Edo State,20 years old. Two years ago specifically on 14th April 2010 I received the most shocking news of my life which was the passing of my beloved mother Anthonia Lami Okokobi.Actually its been hard coming up with appropriate words to describe her but oh well I have to try. mummy calls me her twin and mother(odumama na) because of the striking resemblance, I remember one time when she was admitted in the hospital and I was to look after her I unfortunately had a stomach ache which cause my mum to alert the whole hospital running around with her pile just to make sure am fine,that was just one of the wonderful highlight of having such an amazing mother, she was a true definition of a 'sweet mother' and a rare gem. I lost her to cancer which devastated me for a long time causing me to lose my sanity but am glad I got back up and decided to have something beautiful in her memory.my mum was an inspiration to anything I was involved with while she was alive and in death she's been with me and still my inspiration So I decided it will be a clothing line keeping in mind her love for fashion and mine too. And that was how I came up with LAMI Clothing My style is influenced by the urban life style which has become a trend, creating an urban look enriching our beautiful African culture. Lami clothing is a mix of FUNK,AFRICAN & URBAN. I just want people to have in mind that losing someone dear isn't replaceable but getting a reason to talk and smile about that person everyday is priceless,And yes we can fight cancer." Anthonia lami okokobi lives on!!! Contact info Email- janeyjil@yahoo.com Phone number 08151327451 Twitter @janeyjil @lamiclothing God bless

Randomicity!!!

It's been a minute since I ventured around on this medium, I can say I probably lost my blogging mojo or some other things kicked it down the list of priorities.

Its been a ride through the past years, months, weeks and days but what can I say but to Thank the Lord my God. God has been good in so many ways that I can't even start counting but just to keep giving thanks.Like one of the church song says "What shall I say onto the Lord, all I have to say is thank you God".

A lot of us take for granted a lot of things and we always think we are superman or have super powers. Just because you drink Alomo bitters does not mean you have super powers my friend.You have the super powers that you think you have just because God's mercies and grace abounds on your life.I listened to a message some years back and the message has always put me back into perspective when I do things and when things happen to me.The preacher said, most times that we do things or go through some things that other people go through and got scarred and we come out without any scars (physical,emotional,financial or even spiritual), and we think we are King Kong and wondering how we did it. It is because someone's grace and mercies somewhere is covering us or overflowing into our lives. Am sure a lot of people will be like what is he talking about.

Well I will use myself as an example.My mum is a christian and I can authoritatively say a prayer warrior.Every time I talk to my mum,before we end the conversation;the advise "make sure you pray and read your bible" must always enter the conversation.I always try as much as possible to talk to God as much as I can when I can, but my mum is all her children's attorney in front of God.She prays for all of us everyday,putting all our coming in and going out in his care whenever she can.

So my whole point is that somewhere, somehow, there is someone that wishes you well and prays for you and as long as the unconditional love is there for you in the person's heart, the grace and mercies that the person covers you with will still cover you even though you are obliged to tap into your own mercies and grace as well.

Anyway it was nice getting back on this medium for a minute and we will see how it will be sha...Let me leave you with a joke before I doughie outta here..


A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said,

'Jesus knows you're here.'

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.

When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard

'Jesus is watching you.'

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.

Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.


'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.

'Yep', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that Jesus is watching you.'

The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'

'Moses,' replied the bird.

'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'

'The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus, and

here he comes!

Nigeria @ 50- Day 7: Truth Or Dare!

"Nigeria at 50, Day 6 - Tomi http://www.olaoluwatomi.blogspot.com/

Lot of times I have sat down and ponder on the situation in our once Great country Nigeria and mostly it’s usually about how we got to where we are.

When I have discussions with my friends and family about the situation, I get different perspectives about our where we are and where we are going in the country. I think the major issue we have in the country is that people don’t tell it as it is as long as they or their family is in Government, making money, living comfortably (Nigeria Standard) or collecting contracts and kickbacks from the government. We need to start by telling it as it is which is by accepting that nothing is getting better. We Nigerians, am sorry to say are hypocrites and I won’t say I am not guilty as well.

When I ask people how things are getting better in Nigeria, well they come up with statements like a lot of technology development has been achieved in the country and also a lot of foreign investors are in Nigeria now and yeah not really Nigeria but Lagos is better and the Lagos state Governor is doing great things and sooner or later the other states will take a cue from him. What are the great things he is doing that are making Lagos better will always be my next question. He did “some” roads, he is privatizing infrastructures so that they can be implemented etc.
So people are trying to tell me that a whole state government cannot fix and maintain a stretch of road but all they can do is lease it to an individual for 30yrs to make his money back from it.Lagos-Ibadan expressway has been leased to the an individual for the past 2yrs and he has not done anything on the road because he said he does not have money yet to fix it."Go figure" “Folks also come up with this excuse that actually pisses the pants off me that we always expect the government to do everything for us in Nigeria”

The first question I ask then is - Since majority of us are educated, it is very simple, “What is the definition of a Government?” gathering from all sources “A Government of a country, State etc is an entity comprising of people entrusted by the people to regulate the law, provide security and provide basic amenities (Health System, Education System, Electricity, Good Water & Good Roads) for the people that entrusted them there”. So looking at the Government of Nigeria, I really don’t see why we have one.

We have a lot of groups coming up that they are for the emancipation of the country from our failed leaders but the motives of the people in charge and interacting with the people in power cannot be determine. All we can do is urge and move along with them and see where the agenda lead us to. I had the opportunity to sit down and talk to a prominent woman whom I believe has enough wisdom to be able to advice about what is really happening in our country and she actually gave me a reality check about the situation.

She said and I quote “The generation leading us right now is very corrupt to its bones, and our generation (referring to my generation) is worse than the generation leading us now. Then the generation after us is worse than our generation”.

I sat down and thought about what she said and at a point I realized that she is right. The generation after our generation is the ones in primary and high school now and their drive and ambitions to be rich by any means is scary.

This same woman also said the greatest mistake we made in our country is that we allowed poverty to get to a level that to get back from that level will be a miracle and that at a point in time we stopped making the people we entrusted to lead us accountable but started making excuses for them.

Nigeria is a unique country on its own and I think we should stop trying to compare Nigeria to any other country. I always hear people comparing Nigeria to Ghana to which there is no basis of comparison in any aspect.

Accepting and telling how the situation is in the country is one of the major step for us to move forward as a nation.We have people in diaspora moving back to the country and talking about going back to help build the country,but none of these people move back to the country to go and serve and help build the already broken government.Nobody wants to serve as a civil servant right now but we expect the government to develop and move forward.

We already established that we don't have a maintenance culture in the country, so a lot of developed and repaired structures always end up the same way.Establishing a new technology in the country without the backbone to support this technology is not a way to develop or move the country forward.We always fail to build the foundation to support any new infrastructures that is being implemented because the government,people,foreign investor or entity that is implementing the infrastructure is just trying to make a quick buck as much as they can within a certain period of time.We always want to walk without crawling in Nigeria and this always set us back at the end of the day. Most of the time we as the citizens of the country get out priorities misplaced due to us trying to compete or meet up with the oppression from the other folks.

I am very sure some people reading this piece will be thinking that all I wrote about are just negatives about Nigeria, but the write-up is suppose to show how and what you feel about the situation in our country.Wish I could keep writing but I have to put up this post immediately.

The people of my country Nigeria is blessed in anyway you can ever imagine and that is the only reason we are still standing as far as I am concern and God has blessed the land with everything you can ever imagine.

"Nigeria at 50, Day 8 - Isha http://www.ishashotgist.blogspot.com

Hey folks, I know it's been a minute since I have updated this medium, well it has been a little hectic for ya boy here. Work is still the same 'ol "Binsh" pardon me like ma UK folks will say and School is not letting up as well.just when you think you have a small breathing space "BAM" those 2 "Binshes" will just slip one on you and before you know it, you are on a long thing again.Well i am not going to lie sha, I have been having my own small jolly on the side with the little time I have been able to slip past those 2 "binshes".

Anyway what's been going down on this forum 'cos I have not been on here in a long minute mehn.....gone are the days when I was addicted to blogger like how some bad smell are addicted to farts...(Am sure a lot of people will be like ewwwwwww... to the last proverb wey i just drop...story like all of una no dey fart, if you say u don't fart oya say this prayer after me ..."God please block my fart hole for a week IJN Amen")

I was just listening to the song "Reminisce by Mary J. Blige" the other day and I remember when I first started blogging in October 2005.It was like a new outlet for me to free a little of my madness like Terry G said and some madness were freed o ..trust me...although all was for fun sha.I have met a lot of people through this medium and we are still friends as of today.....hmmm I am not sure if I really got to meet any foe on here although crase people plenty for here no be small ....but you know say when crase jam another crase wey carry like 3 crase for back like pikin,crase sef go cool down now. Its just like a lagos area boy bragging and shouting and dem come transfer the buffoon go Warri,Omo crase fit go meet better crase for road o.

Anyway like I was saying before the crase talk come enter my talk,I joined blogger in October 2005 and was very active till 2008, which was when a lot of crase anonymous started emerging. It was like dem just introduce internet for Aro that time and all the crase people just decide to be anonymous and start wahala on top blogger,but there were some really nice anonymous o,trust me I know quite a few.
I remember when we had the blogger bachelor and bachelorette show,it was fun back then sha...anyway before dem come chase me comot from this cybercafe say my money dan finish abi before "Yee eff cece" come arrest me join rogues say I be yahoo yahoo...make I throwway some joke to una side sha ..

Before I drop these jokes ..lemme put a disclaimer out here o ..
"NO BE ME FORM THESE JOKES IN ANY FORM OR FASHION O,SO IF YOU COME HERE AND START LEAVING COMMENTS THAT SOMETHING IS NOT MORALLY CORRECT OR ONE BOWL DO ONE PLATE SOMETHING- NA FOR YOUR POCKET BE THAT ONE"

Case of the Priest
A priest kept chickens at his village parish. One evening the cock went missing. During the evening mass the priest asked who has a cock. All the men got up.
No I meant who has seen a cock. All the women got up.
No no who has seen a cock that is not theirs. Half the women got up.
Oh for goodness sake. Who has seen my cock. ALL THE NUNS GOT UP.

Case of the Stupid people
A recently retired man went to d bank to cash in his life savings! The next day he was visited at home by armed robbers. They demanded the money, but he pleaded with them as it was all he had left. The leader of the robbers decided to be lenient and told him its either the money or he gets infected with hiv through blood been injected into his body. He asked for time to think about it, so he went into the room, came out after 5 mins and decided he would keep the money and get the hiv! After being injected, the robbers left.
He was ecstatic and started laughing to himself. His wife asked why the joyful expression as he had just been infected with an uncurable disease. He looked at her, laughed some more and replied : stupid people, they didn't know I was wearing a CONDOM!

Case of Ok now!
A boy comes home grinning from ear to ear and tells his parents he just had sex for the first time.
His proud dad was so happy that he told the boy he will buy the boy the bike he has been asking for to celebrate his new manhood experience when he gets paid next week.
The boy smiles and says " thats ok Dad, my arse is too sore to ride it yet anyway"

Case of who is who!
Youngest son asked his Dad "Dad whats the difference between potential and reality?"
Dad turned to his wife and asked her "would you sleep with Tom Cruise for $1million?"
Wife answered yes of cos..I would never waste such an opportunity!
Dad turned to his daughter "would you sleep with Will Smith for $2Million?
Daughter answered "Wow thats my fantasy of cos i will even without the money"
Dad turned to his eldeest son and asked if he would sleep with Denzel Washington for $1million.
Son answered of cos i would never hesitate!
Dad turned to his youngest son and said, you see son " PONTENTIALLY" we are sitting on $4million but in "REALITY" we are living with 2 prostitutes and 1 gay person.

Prayer is the key to everything o, so let us try and pray all the time just like this little girl in this picture is doing..



Ok folks I just see some people wey resemble my guys from Yee eff Ceecee now make I fade comot here ... Will try and keep this up o ...just pray for your guy sha ..

cashhh ya larra !!!

Got this from another Blog ....u can

I don't do memes, but kinda like this one!

Have You Ever...?Stolen Anything: Hmmmmmm ....... who hasn't ...
Been Drunk Before Noon: College days was crazy is all i could say!
Had Sex In A Public Place: Hmmmmmmmm......
Got Caught Telling A Lie: Who Hasn’t?
Been Arrested: Got To The Station and was let go 'cos it was mistaken identity.
Littered: Story....tell me you've not.
Fantasized About A Co-Worker: Omo HR fit dey read this arena
Cheated On A Test: Well ...depends on what you call cheating...is spying cheating?
Failed A Class: Never. well a lecturer failed me back then 'cos he thought I was dating a chic he wanted to get with.
Screened Your Phone Calls: Duh!
Eaten Food Off The Floor: Why not!
Stuck Gum Under A Desk: Everybody has done that jo!
Wished You Were Someone Else: I’m Thinking, ...Myself
Cried During A Movie: Getting Teary Eyed Is Not Quite Crying, Is It?
Had A One Night Stand: I plead the 5th!
Had To Pull Over On The Side Of The Road To Puke?: Not to puke o but to take a nap!
Had Your Heart Broken?: ...yes o .....
Had A Good Feeling About Something?: of cos!
Had A Near Death Experience: Yup, Car accident and a lot more near miss.
Swam In Freezing Water: for why!
Jumped Off A House: yes o..in college from the top floor of the SUB(Naija college)
Been Attacked?: Yes o ....which bobo wey grow up in naija has not!
Bungee Jumped: The Price Is Yet To Be Right
White Water Rafted: Like that's a sport or recreational activity.....well not challenging enuff.
Pulled An All Nighter?: Yes for exams!
Surfed: I'm Not Even Interested
Lied About Your Age: Nah...for why!
Broken A Bone?: NEVER but sprain some parts of my body.

Na Wah o !

Hey folks, I know its been a minute since I put an update up on this space. Not my fault but you know, as in, like that, this guy right here has to work, pay bills and survive.
Anyway been working and doing a little bit of traveling as well and one of the traveling confirmed to me that identity theft,yahoo yahoo, 419 etc or any other name you want to give it is worldwide jere.

I went to the Dominican Republic early September and I must say the place is lovely. Nice beaches everywhere and nice people as well.Dominican Republic shares an island with Haiti, so it is one of the biggest island in the Caribbean.The Dominican Republic was colonized by the Spanish although the island was discovered by Christopher Columbus and the capital of Dominica Republic, Santa Domingo was said to be the first capital of Spain in the New world.Anyway enough of the history lesson.
I had major fun on the island although the heat no get part II sha. All you want to do is just stay in the ocean or the swimming pools or inside with the AC.

So on to my issue, I made a charge on my Amex in Puerto Plata which is the city I went to for $98 and was assure that only $99 will be charged on my card but never the less, I saw a charge of $99.99. I did not make a fuss 'cos it is just $1.99 abi.Well I did not know that was a test,'cos 2 weeks after I got back, I was just about to leave work and remembered that I needed to make the payment on the Amex card.So I logged into my account online and noticed that my line of credit was low.So I picked up the phone,called America Express to chew them up for reducing my line of credit.So a chic picked up the phone and I already started going off about them reducing my line of credit,then the chic said they did not do anything of the such but that I have a charge pending on my account, so that is why my line of credit is showing that amount
I first of all roll the dice in my brain to figure out if I made any charge on the card but all I could get was double 6.So I asked her to please tell me what the charge was for,how much and where it is been charged.The chic went ahead and told me that there was a charge for $1800 been charged in the Dominican Republic for a 1 week vacation Presidential hotel suite in Panama city,Panama.See me see trouble o, me sef that owns the card has never been to Panama or have any plans of visiting Panama anytime soon and someone is charging up my card there for a Presidential suite not even a normal room.So first of all I calmed down and told them (no be me) and that my card is here in front of me and I have no plans whatsoever to visit Panama anytime soon. So they got me the fraud department and canceled the card and UPS another one to me.Well as of right now they said they are still investigating the charge and all that rubbish and that I won't be charged a finance fee for the amount, 'cos the amount is still showing on my account and they said they won't be able to put it back until their investigation has been concluded. I told them no wahala that I understand since my name is not John Doe,but Omogbagi Omosare so they don't need to believe me. If they like they can come and post a detective in front of my house to follow me everywhere to see if I made it to Panama sef na their wahala as long I am not liable for that amount and I am not been charged for the finance fee, am good.

Apart from that everything has been good except work, which is still its normal binsh self but am getting it under control as usual 'cos work scarce out there and the word bills is not going anywhere.You can imagine that I have been working non-stop for the past two weeks, I mean night and day on a rubbish project which they termed priority and has to go into production by 30th of September. Guess what, we are still testing in that same production as of now, abi no be the plan be that,it must enter Production by 30th of Septemeber which I did put into Production before then.

Anyway folks,I get on meeting now and even hunger is knocking on the doors of my stomach right about now.So I have to call into a meeting and at the same time go look for something to eat.

Casshhhh ya larrer folks

Lemme humor you with this caption I got from a co worker ..

“Sure Wish Somebody Would Invent Something To Keep The Sun Out Of My Eyes."



I LUV MATHEMATICS - Check out this video ........LOLOLOLOL .....

You Can't Fix Stupid

Yours Truly

Howdy fellow blogheads, been a long minute since I have been on here. Been a little busy and also trying to put a post up has been feeling like too much work.

Anyway don't let me bore you to death with my rantings.

I kinda got the inspiration to update my blog today because of someone that casted their fishing rod to catch a fish and caught one and hoping they would eat the fish or not .......lolol......am sure you guys are thinking in your head WTH is this buffoon talking about. Well it's all a riddle for now jere .....

Back to the koko, well I hung out with a bunch of my co workers yesterday and kinda noticed a couple of stuffs going on with some of them. Ok let me start by telling you about some of them.

I have a guy I work with who is like on the same level with my manager but I don't work for him. He is one of the people I hang out with down here and he is cool. There is a chic that works with us too and it is very obvious that the chic has the hots for the bobo and the bobo won't mind shagging the chic but the bobo no sabi how to go about it without dating the chic. The bobo is a little slow in that department when it comes to that sha make I no lie.Anyway this chic has a roommate who also for a weird reason like the bobo somehow somehow.Am sure you are already feeling the drama in all this abi. Well me I am kinda like an instigator and wahala stirrer when it comes to this kind of drama because I like movies and TV well well. So everytime I hang with them I am always bringing something up that will cause the 3 of them to collide just for the fun of it sha cos it's always fun to watch them all together.

Anyway the roommate's birthday was yesterday and she sent an invite out to come party with her at a nearby restaurant slash bar/club sha.So me looking at the list of invitees I knew I was having fun either way ni sha.

It sort of happens that the dude in the middle of all this rukus now got himself a fine long leg chic from one of these European countries sha, the chic fine pass the 2 chics having sleepless nights cos of the dude o.So me myself and I now convinced the dude to invite his new chic out to the birthday gig o just to cause rukus now.The guy in his right mind would not have thought of doing that cos he also enjoys the attention he gets from these 2 chics but he does not know how to go about doing what he has to do sha.

Anyway I got to the venue and a whole bunch of them were already there cos I had to finish of some stuffs at work late. So we started partying it up like rockstars o and you know that oyinbo people after a few drinks the crazies starts coming outta them.Well the drama started as usually after yours truly did some instigating and getting them to do what they normally do.Then Gbam!!! the new player got introduced into the game when the dude's new girlfriend entered the parrrryyyy o.

Anyway the long and short of the story is that the chic that works with us figured nothing for her or probably the alcohol kicked some sense into her and she became the dude's girlfriends paddy but the roomie who's birthday it was did not know what to do, so she proceeded to go ahead and get shitface(get drunk). It was a funny but not so funny sight to watch and the good thing about it is that the dude's girlfriend was all matured about the whole thing. I guess 'cos she knows she owns the meat now and can dangle it in their faces...lol

Anyway yours truly did not wake up till like 10.15am today and had to jump on a radio talk show which was fun sha. Plan for today was to have a me time o with activities lined up.Plan was to go to the gym,jump in the pool after, then go to the golf range to practice some new stuffs I just saw that my man Tiger Woods did recently and then end up at the shooting range to do some target practice. Well I was able to get to the gym and jump in the pool before the rain started, so golf range and shooting range was out of the question, so I ended up staying indoors all day. Had some pounded yam and banga soup and watch TV all day. Think I might be going to a bachelor's party for a co worker that I got invited to later tonight sha.


Well peeps I think I need to go jump in the bathroom or something but peeps can you tell me what you think about this wrist watch o ....cos am a sucker for wrist watches and shoes.

I SWEAR!!!!

Hey peeps longest time, am sure a lot of you guys already gave up on me on this blog thingy. Well it's not my fault o,busy is an understatement here o. Am sure you will be wondering what the title of this post is referring to.I was kuku jejele going through my mp3 files and saw the song "I swear by All 4 One" and I started wondering what all men were actually thinking about when singing that song to their Girlfriends back then(abi u wan talk say u no sing or write am out as a letter). I attached the video to the song on here for my newbies 'cos I know the old school peeps will know the song.




I was going through my normal rounds of reading news online o when I saw these pic of some African Leaders at the UN summit that was just completed and I was wondering if some of them flew coach down to New York ni that they could not sleep on the plane, abi the topic been discussed was "How to stop corruption in African Nations" or too much faaji(partying) happened the night before(you know how we get down now).



I also got this pictogram from one of my friends o, I did not draw this o(This is a disclaimer o).... I GOT IT FROM A FRIEND WHO PROBABLY GOT IT FROM A FRIEND"S FRIEND.




I was looking through some of my old emails as well and found this list of proverbs that I got a little while back and decided to educate you guys a little on proverbs.


A fool and his money............Na guy man best friend
A friend in need..............No go meet me for house
A penny saved.............Na half a penny tomorrow
As you make your bed.............Na so you go lay your mat too
Don't cry over spilt Akamu
Early to bed and early to rise..........Na Ministry you dey work be that
If at first you don't succeed..........Make you use another passport
From frying pan...............to belle
When in Rome.............No do as Bini babes dey do oooo

Who no know, e go know
He who lives in a glass house....... Na im pepper rest
A stitch in time...... .. dey prevent further tear tear.
Birds of the same feather.......na the same mama born dem.
One good turn.... ..... na correct power steering be that.
A bird in hand...... . wetin e wan be again if no be barbeque.
Half bread....... ... is better than buns.
Journey of a thousand miles....... Ol'boy carry your car go o
He who laughs last........ na mumu. Why im no catch the joke at the first
time and laugh when others dey laugh?
The patient dog........ Na hunger go kill am.
All work and no play......Nabanker be dat
All play and no work...... Abeg na real life be dat. After all, u no see as
u dey happy wen dem declare holiday.


The other thing I wanted to vent about is how do some people come up adverts for products on TV,'cos I have seen some adverts that I was still clueless about what it was all about 2mins after. Check out this advert and let me know what you think..




Then I got this video from a colleague at work and could not stop laughing o, so I decided to share it with you guys.





Anyway I need to get back to what am getting paid for here even though it's friday. You guys have a nice weekend and I will try and update this space more often.

WOW!!! Catching ma Breath!!!

Ma peeps, men its been a while since this medium has been updated.It's not my fault jere, it's the ups and down of trying to make a living and while also trying to make yourself better. Work as been a BEESH(Warri accent).

Anyway I have been doing alright and thanks to a million and one friends that have been bugging me to update forever.At least I know some people still check up on me.

I just though I will go ahead and update with a few jokes and picture jokes like I do atimes 'cos I have some that I can't just wait to share.....

One of my friends sent me this joke today -

MEN VS WOMEN
HER DIARY
------------ ------
Dear Diary,

My husband is acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a cafe to have some coffee. I was shopping with my friends all day long and I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment.

Conversation wasn't flowing so, I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk; he agreed but he kept
quiet and seemed kind of absent minded. I asked him what was wrong - he said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.



On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love U,too.' When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore.

He just sat there and watched TV.; he seemed distan. Finally I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed. I decided that I could not take it anymore, so I decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep. I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.

My life is gonna be a disaster.
___________ _________ _________ _

HIS DIARY
==========
Today Manchester lost the final match Against Arsenal.

DAMN IT.





Simplicity of Men
Vs
Complexity of Women !!!


I SAW THIS ON A WEBSITE I CAN'T REALLY REMEMBER WHICH ONE!!!
News Flash -- Idiots sightings!!!

IDIOT SIGHTING :
We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, 'NO, it's not.' Four is larger than two..'

We haven't used Sears repair since.

IDIOT SIGHTING
My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said, 'you gave me too much money.' I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back.' She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said 'We're sorry but they could not do that kind of thing.' The clerk then proceeded to give me back$1 and 75 cents in change.

Do not confuse the clerks at McD's.


IDIOT SIGHTING :
I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'

From Kingman , KS


IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE :
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce..' He said he was sorry, but they only had iceburg lettuce.

From Kansas City


IDIOT SIGHTING :
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?' To which I replied , 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?' He smiled knowingly and nodded,
'That's why we ask.'

Happened in Birmingham , Ala.


IDIOT SIGHTING :
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing driving?!'

She was a probation officer in Wichita , KS


IDIOT SIGHTING :
At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker. She was leaving the company due to 'downsizing.' Our manager commented cheerfully, 'This is fun. We should do this more often.' Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in -the-headlights stare.

This was a lunch at Texas Instruments.


IDIOT SIGHTING :
I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on

A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office, no less.


IDIOT SIGHTING :
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealer ship to pick up our car, w e were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctivel y tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'its open!' His reply, 'I know. I already got that side.'

This was at the Ford dealership in Canton , Mississippi

DON'T YOU JUST LOVE KIDS!!!

Got this joke from a friend ...
The absolute best Little Johnnie joke
Little Johnnie's neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born
without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital,
Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their
house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby
had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the
smacking of his life when they came back home. Little Johnnie told his dad he
understood completely. When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a
beautiful baby'.The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.' Johnnie
said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute
little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see? ''Yes', the mother
replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20
vision. ''That's great', said Little Johnnie,'cuz he'd be fucked if he needed
glasses'

This is for you ma peeps that sleep off @ Work

FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:


NUMBER 5: "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."

NUMBER 4 : "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time-management course you sent me to."

NUMBER 3 : "Whew!? Guess I left the top off the White-out. You probably got here just in time!"

NUMBER 2: "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"

And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk: (Raising your head slowly) "... in Jesus' name, Amen"

HERE ARE SOME PICTURE JOKES!!!



Omo the only thing someone saw in this pic is the gas prices..Can you Imagine!!!
This was a plane crash in LA 8yrs Ago


You can imagine after dinner @ a Chinese restaurant and you crack the fortune cookie!!


This is one of the times ma peeps will say before nko!!! .... I go pass you for road if care is not taken sef.



So who come get right of way now ....LASMA help us decide!!!



And last but not the least ma peeps ..... na some people talk this one o,no be me o!!!

The Beauty of Maths

Beauty of Math!

1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111

9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888

Brilliant, isn't it?

And look at this symmetry:

1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111=123456789 87654321

Now, take a look at this...

101%

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint:

What Equals 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been in situations where someone wants you to GIVE OVER 100%.

How about ACHIEVING 101%?

What equals 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

If:

H-A-R-D-W-O- R- K
8+1+18+4+23+ 15+18+11 = 98%

And:

K-N-O-W-L-E- D-G-E
11+14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+ 5 = 96%

But:

A-T-T-I-T-U- D-E
1+20+20+9+20+ 21+4+5 = 100%

THEN, look how far the love of God will take you:

L-O-V-E-O-F- G-O-D
12+15+22+5+15+ 6+7+15+4 = 101%

Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, It's the Love of God that will put you over the top!

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Have a nice weekend peeps....