A-Z Of Me,Myself And I -(De La Soul)

Whatz up my peeps? I actually wanted to put up a post about short people,but I guess that will be my next post.

Am off to Dallas 2nite for a family friend's older brother's 40th birthday tomorrow.So thatz like 4hrs drive right there.

I decided to put up my A-Z tag that Taureanminx tagged me with a couple of weeks ago.


Accent Depends on who am talking to,people at work atimes ask me if I have lived in London before.
Booze Beer and Liquor.
Chore I hate Ironing so Dry cleaners r cleaning up scather
Dogs/Cats Dogs don'tdont have any yet.
Essential Electronics Laptop,Cellphone and TV
Favourite perfume Signature by Kenneth Cole
Gold/silver Silver(White Gold)Had a chain on for like 6yrs now and it's still the same colour,so it aint fake babyyyy
Hometown Ilesha,Osun State Nigeria
Insomnia Dont know abt any sha.Lemme know if u do.
Job title IT ..........
Kids None that I know of
Living arrangements Modern
Most admired trait Sense of humour,Eyes and looks.
Number of sexual partners Hmmmm........What u know abt that!!!
Overnight hospital stays None.
Phobia Stuck in a confined place ..so not planning to go to Jail ever
Quote "Everybody is not the same,so don't expect what you give back from anybody,just do what you have to do as long as it makes you happy"
Religion Christian:Anglican/Methodist born, pentecostal worshipper.
Siblings - One Older Brother,Twin younger sisters - beauties and one Younger Brother
Time I usually awake Mon-Fri for work ..8am to 9am Sat-Sun ..Anytime
Unusual talent Am kind of like a Psychic,but nobody believes me ..LOL and best of all ... am unpredictable ..
Vegetable I refuse to eat A lot ..Mushroom,Brocolli,Spinach from Lubys .......
Worst habit Multitasking, Procastinating
X-rays One .. at my last job,one fool contracted Tuberculossis from only God knows and the State of Texas had to subject everybody to a TB test
Yummy foods I make Everything as long as I eat the food
Zodiac sign Capricorn Babyyyyyy!!!!.Jan 19th
I'm tagging everybody and if you aint a blogger, just post it in my comments as anonymous or else ...remember it's Friday the 13th


Lemme give you a joke for the weekend

There were 2 friends and they went drinking one evening,so on their way walking back,they stop to pee on the side of the road.So friend A looked up and was like WOW!!! ..look at that big soccer ball up in the sky,DAMN!!! thatz a big ass soccer ball up there.His friend(Friend B) looked up and started laughing and said,seems you as still as dumb as you were in high school.That is a big 120Watts bulb that was just turned on by someone that you are calling a soccerball.
The 2 friends started arguing back and forth and almost started fighting sef and lo and behold they heard someone coming down the road whistling to Sunny Ade's song "Sweet Banana".

So they called the 3rd guy and told him about the whole issue and their argument and proceed to ask the guy what he thinks.

The 3rd guy looked up and said, Hmmmmmm...... (he looked confused cos he kept staring) and he finally said, "guys, am as confused as you guys are cos I dont live around this area".

Hope you know what they were looking at? "THE MOON"

So which one of the guys is the biggest drunk outta the 3 guys?

You guys have a lovely weekend cos ama try to,taking a break from reading to have fun in Dallas and will be back to reading on Sunday