Friday, October 20, 2006

THE FOUR MEME

Well I had to do this cos I got tagged by some teachers that are in the wrong professions and love giving assignments.Anyway who am I kidding,I dont really have time to type a post so I just decided to do this instead.

Chei can you imagine what happened to me lastnite.I was in Barnes and Noble battling to keep some data extraction jargons in my brain and I looked up only to see this gay dude smiling and winking at me.You need to see the kain "you dan dey kolo" look that I threw across the room to him,the look must have slapped the smiling and winking off his face.

The Fours Meme Only God knows what this is sef


FOUR JOBS YOU'VE HAD IN YOUR LIFE
1. System Administrator (with the 1st Internet Service Provider in Nigeria)
2. Stocker @Target(was fired for sleeping for over 3hrs in my car during a 1hr lunch)
3. Account Resolution Specialist
4. Personal Banker

FOUR JOBS YOU WISH YOU HAD
1. CEO for Microsoft
2. CEO for Walmart
3. Fronting for Nigeria's President or a Governor.
4. Wolverine cos hez indestructible

FOUR MOVIES YOU COULD WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN
1. Lord of the Rings baby (The Triology).bought the 3 DVDS
2. Face Off
3. The Gladiators
4. X-men ..

FOUR CITIES YOU'VE LIVED IN
1. Ibadan, Nigeria
2. Port Harcourt, Nigeria
3. Kingwood, Tx
4. Houston, Tx

FOUR TV SHOWS YOU LOVE TO WATCH
1. Fashion House
2. Smallville
3. CSI (All the Franchises)
4. Charmed

FOUR PLACES YOU'VE BEEN ON VACATION/TRAVELED TO
1. ORLANDO,FL, USA
2. LAS VEGAS,NV, USA
3. LONDON, UK
4. TORONTO, CANADA

FOUR WEBSITES YOU VISIT DAILY
1. My Fav Blogs (xxxxx.blogspot.com, xxxx = multiple)
2. My email accounts(Gmail,Yahoo,Hotmail)
3. All the News website (CNN,BBC,NigeriaNews etc)
4. www.sdn.sap.com

FOUR OF YOUR FAVORITE FOODS
1. Iyan with any Nigeria soup-Egusi,Efo,Banga,Okasi,Afang etc
2. Rice with cornedbeef stew(I make a wicked cornedbeef stew)
3. Peppersoup,Suya and Kilishi
4. Any other food as long as I eat it

FOUR THINGS YOU WON'T EAT
1. Any seafood except Fish and shrimps
2. Sushi
3. Some Veggies (Mushrooms,Brocolli etc)
4. I have a long list of food I dont eat!

FOUR THINGS YOU WISH YOU COULD EAT OR DRINK RIGHT NOW
1. Suya or Kilishi
2. Iyan and Native soup with periwinkles from Port Harcourt
3. Blue house's Amala with Ewedu in Ibadan
4. My mum's food

FOUR THINGS IN YOUR BEDROOM
1. A King size Bed
2. TV
3. Shoes and books all over the floor
4. My laptop on the bed and computers on the floor

FOUR THINGS YOU WISH YOU HAD IN YOUR BEDROOM
1. Loads more space
2. LCD hanging on the wall (still going to get that)
3. A refridgerator so that I dont have to go to the Kitchen
4. A remote control for every damn thing in the room

FOUR THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW
1. A boxers
2. A V-neck T-shirt
3. Covered with my comforter
4. My Brithday suit

FOUR PLACES I'D RATHER BE RIGHT NOW
1. In Bed Watching TV and not going to work today
2. On vacation
3. Sleeping
4. Just not at work

FOUR FICTIONAL PLACES I'D RATHER BE RIGHT NOW
1. Duh
2. Duh!
3. Duh!!
4. Duh!!!

FOUR PEOPLE YOU’D REALLY LOVE TO HAVE DINNER WITH
1. God
2. Obasanjo(In the US cos he wont be able to do anything to me for lambasting is stupid and greedy ass)
3. Bill Gates(to see if I can get a piece of the microsoft cake)
4. My future wife and 2 kids

FOUR THINGS YOU ARE THINKING RIGHT NOW
1. Why cant this rubbish oyinbo ppl just invent a way to get this own syllabus in your head without reading it.
2. Is it possible to have a job I love TODAY???
3. I need to get my ass off this bed and go to work
4. Why am I stressing msyelf doing this Meme?

FOUR OF YOUR FAVORITE THINGS
1. My Family and Friends
2. My laptop
3. My cellphone
4. Music, Books and Movies

FOUR FAVOURITE QUOTES/EXPRESSIONS
1. Tough times never last but Tough people do(1st Christian book I ever read)
2. You reap what you sow
3 Cleaniless is next to Godliness
4. Damn!! Karma is a B***H!!!

As you know I have to leave you guys with a joke.Got this from one of my cousins.

God Bless Italians

A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.
"In this country we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives"

"Hey, coo la down lady," said the man.
"Who isa talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell Mississippi'."

I bet $100 that you're gonna read this again and get ya freaking minds outta the gutter.

Have a nice weekend Folks

40 Comments:

At Friday, October 20, 2006 12:54:00 PM, Blogger Overwhelmed Naija Babe said...

damn.. first person to leave a comment here... First on London Buki's page.. now urs... i'm makin history all around.. DAMN!!!

lmao@gettin fired for sleepin.. naijabloke self.. ur not serious.. port harcourt is a sexy bitch!!! i no kno say u reach canada b4 oh.. where u stay?u luved it abi cos u kno Jesus is a Canadian Citizen!!!

wat is kilishi abeg? so ur stil on this ur no eatin mushroom and brocolli stuff? oh and plz dont insult my oby... he's a greiving widow who has done nothin but eat nigeria's money... somebody has to do iT!!! na u go add favorite expressions oh cos i did mine yesterday and i didnt c anything like dat.. lol.. karma is a bitch isnt it

lmao.. i so did read the joke again... THIS IS A GOOD ONE.. .luvz it.. u always make us laff.. have a great wkend babe and reserve me some palmwine for bein the first commentator today!!!

 
At Friday, October 20, 2006 1:33:00 PM, Blogger Belle said...

Suya.... dang, i miss it!

and lol @ taking a 3 hr nap at work!

 
At Friday, October 20, 2006 3:21:00 PM, Blogger LondonBuki said...

Ummm.... first you shared that your 'good looks' are one of your admired traits and then a gay guy is winking at you! LOL!!! Pele oh, it must be hard!

I love 'Face Off', I completely forgot about it and 'Con Air' as well.

LOL @ The Joke!

Have a nice weekend dear.

 
At Friday, October 20, 2006 3:28:00 PM, Blogger SapphireAster said...

Damn you got me..I did read the joke again! Good one Bloke!

 
At Friday, October 20, 2006 3:44:00 PM, Blogger Beautifully Human said...

you for smile at the guy too now. He was prob only trying to be friendly (LOL,LOL)!!!
you got fired for sleeping in ur car for 3hrs during lunch??? question: hows come you were having ur lunch break in ur car??
lmao at the joke. and I admit I did have to read it 2wice!

 
At Friday, October 20, 2006 3:44:00 PM, Blogger Cherub (former Bijouxoxo) said...

NB, u're a case. What will we do without u on blogger to supply us with jokes? Yeye, only u go sleep for 3 hrs during lunchbreak, how dem no go fire u? Oh boy, that's the life of a student o, with books all over the bed and on the floor. Infact, my books are beginning to compete with me for my side of the bed, it ain't funny. Anyways, ur "agbari" (cunning way) is too much, just 'cos u didn't want to gist us about ur trip last weekend, u decided to do the Tagging thingie. Have a wonderful weekend.

 
At Friday, October 20, 2006 5:42:00 PM, Blogger NaijaBloke said...

@OVWN .. men I got fired jere,was tired from clubbing the previous nite,imagine going to work from the club.Yeah luv PH to pieces and I have a couple of friends in Toronto,normally come for the Caribana,but not this yr though,might come early next yr sha.No worry ya palmy is well kept and u have a nice weekend too.Kilishi is dried meat from the north,it's like Beef Jerky but better.

@Belle ..No be ma fault jere ..Yeah Suya baby

@Iya Ijebu ..U dan come again,it's hard enuff being a bloke ..LOL

@Sapphireaster.. I know a lot of ppl will ..LOl

@BHuman ..which kain yeye friendly be that.Men no be ma fault o,thatz what happens when u go to school,club and straight to work without sleep.

@Xoxo ..No be so jere,just busy to write anything so I just put up the tag.Gist no really dey the trip,na just the party and I almost got pulled over but the cop changed his mind,maybe it was the Gbenga Owoeye's CD that I was listen to o.Diamond thx a bunch for those songs.

 
At Friday, October 20, 2006 8:30:00 PM, Blogger TP said...

I loved "Face-Off" too! You watch "Charmed"???? Of course you can cook corned-beef stew! That's the only stew the guys in my uni could manage to come up with :-)
You don't like seafood!!! Boy you don't know what you are missing...

 
At Friday, October 20, 2006 8:45:00 PM, Blogger The Life of a Stranger called me said...

Bwahahaha at the gay guy - I thought they were supposed to have gay radar - I wonder what he picked from your end LOL- LOL- trust you NB only you will be fired for sleeping during luch - only you will spell UKAZI soup wrong as OKAZI - poor italian men -

 
At Saturday, October 21, 2006 2:43:00 AM, Blogger temmy said...

Please where is blue house in Ibadan? I dey go naija for Xmas i need that kind of amala to step down with gbegiri and things plus some ogufe. OMG. I cant wait.

You want to have lunch with OBJ, na beans. Unless uou are from our home town ko yo fun e.

 
At Sunday, October 22, 2006 8:13:00 AM, Blogger Teva said...

Naija bloke,
Naija bloke,
naija bloke,
how many times i call you?? Our people talk say, wall must open mouth before lizard go fit enter am...Talk true, you sef, ur mind eh?? where you dey fin em?? As my people go talk am ' iwo naa ni lowo'( you get your own for hand)

Nice blog man!!!, besides i didnt know you lived in my village??? interesting!!!

 
At Sunday, October 22, 2006 8:28:00 AM, Blogger Calabar Gal said...

LOL!! Of cos I read it one more time. That was a good one. Shows how our minds jump to that 'one thing' each time. (smile)

LOL @ the gay dude. U for smile back now just to see how d thing for go. I mean how d conversation would have gone!!

Fired for sleeping on duty. Why u no set alarm? In fact why u go ur car self? Canteen or staff room no dey wey u for put head for table sleep? Thats a first. You don break record be that. LOL

A remote control for everything in ur room? Maybe u should get a personal robot that will cater to ur whims and at ur beck and call. Then u wouldnt need the remote control. LOL

 
At Sunday, October 22, 2006 8:42:00 AM, Blogger Daddy's Girl said...

LOL Naijabloke you are too funny. I'm just trying to picture the look you gave your poor admirer... haba the poor guy was just trying his luck now... LOL

Sleeping 3 hours in your car during a 1 hour lunch break? What were you doing the night before? Actually, you know what, I don't wanna know.

LOL about dinner with OBJ... now that would be something! But Baba is strong, you know he eats iyan every day. Na fight be dat.

Ol' boy, you like action/superhero film o, no be small. Were you one of those kids who wanted to be a superhero when you grew up?

Great blog, will definitely be a regular visitor.

 
At Sunday, October 22, 2006 9:26:00 AM, Anonymous JJ said...

Lol @ sleeping 3hrs on your break...wetin do you?
You're such a food whore, look at the long list of favorite food and foods you wish you could eat. What's with all this color coded naija bukas..there's a White House in Lagos too.

 
At Monday, October 23, 2006 11:27:00 AM, Blogger Biodun said...

Its only u that will sleep for 3hrs on an 1 hr break, lol a remote control for every thing would be so kool, nice list!

 
At Monday, October 23, 2006 12:38:00 PM, Blogger Ms. May said...

I bet your corned beef stew isn't as good as mine....LOL. But yeah, rice and corned beef stew with hardboiled eggs is the joint!

 
At Monday, October 23, 2006 8:34:00 PM, Blogger Overwhelmed Naija Babe said...

i thought i was the only naija person that ate hardboiled eggs oh.. thought it was cos i'm a 'ghanian' convert but ms. may ur proving me wrong.. luvs it!!!

 
At Tuesday, October 24, 2006 12:48:00 PM, Blogger Cherub (former Bijouxoxo) said...

WHERE ARE YOU? WE NEED UPDATES, Yep! it's a need.

 
At Tuesday, October 24, 2006 5:49:00 PM, Blogger Ms. May said...

@ overwhelmed: no o. no be only you....although i'm an honorary ghanaian...my best friends from college, my flatmate are from Ghana and I've been and fell in love with EVERYTHING about it. Won't be surprised if I marry a ghanaian man for real. LOL. But I loved the eggs before them :)

@ naijabloke: you no see wey i challenge you...i've been expecting a witty comeback! I second Bijoux...where are you? And that joke is too funny - you dey craze. Where do you get this stuff? LOL.

 
At Tuesday, October 24, 2006 7:10:00 PM, Blogger NaijaBloke said...

@TP ..Yeah I luv "faceoff"o.I had a crush on Alysa Milano o and I know am not missing anything in seafood,I only need fish and shrimps

@TLOSCM ..LOL,I was tired ni now,abi i no fit kill myself.Wateva @ the UKASI or OKASI..LOL

@Temmy .. Blue house is right opposite the WAEC office.. we as in me and my friends named it Blue house.. The amala and ogufe is the BOMB!!! and who wants to have dinner with OBJ..just want to tell him how I feel abt his stupid ass

@Teva ..Ni lowo bawo o?Where be ur village o?

@Calabar Gurl.. I know say na only u go respond well to the joke ..LOL ..Robot ke ..that one no go work o..LOL

@Daddy's gurl ..U must know by force what I was doing the nite before ..wink,wink!!! I go mail am to u..LOL.Which kain yeye luck u think the guy was try and I watch all kind of movies dear.

@Jj..LOL ..food whore ke...Jj no mind me jere,came straight to work from the club ni o

@Biodun ..Lol ..why only me o..?

@Ms may .. sorry been a lil' busy ni jere moi dear.. so na corned beef stew u dey boast abt now,when u see my UKASI u no talk,for that I am posting pics of my recently cook OGBONNA on here next...LOL

@OVW ..no be only u o..I luv hardboiled eggs scather ..just had to reduce it cos of high cholestrol o,cos I cant just eat the white part alone o.

@Xoxo ..Ma binu Olowo ori me,ale midnite gister,been busy,give me like 3-4days and will be back.

 
At Wednesday, October 25, 2006 3:04:00 PM, Blogger kulutempa said...

for real o, it's been ages! so within how many weeks, you've become gay, eh? na wa o!

meanwhile, i no know say you be porracot boy...so you like "omonganaflo" (however the hell you spell that stuvz; don't have to know how to spell it to know how to eat it, though!)...i NEED native soup in my life right now!

 
At Wednesday, October 25, 2006 10:27:00 PM, Blogger Belle said...

yep---...UI...staff school ;)

 
At Thursday, October 26, 2006 4:36:00 AM, Blogger Teva said...

O boy! update the blog naa...abi we suppose dey beg u???Give gist to the hungry nations...LOL

 
At Thursday, October 26, 2006 7:25:00 AM, Blogger Uzo said...

Hilarious joke. So you are a techie huh?

 
At Thursday, October 26, 2006 12:12:00 PM, Blogger ABBEY said...

oga i've done my hw...check it out!

 
At Thursday, October 26, 2006 1:55:00 PM, Blogger Omo Ibadan said...

lol...i don't think you want to be Microsoft CEO in today's times! Ballmer is at his wit's end, stockholders couldn't be more depressed. Trust me on this one:) Hope all is going well!

 
At Saturday, October 28, 2006 9:55:00 AM, Blogger NaijaBloke said...

@Kulu ..LOL... which one be Omonganaflo again?Yes o i be porracot boy small o.

@ Belle .. wow!! UI staff school .. which year did u leave?

@Teva ..No vex madam ..am back now and I go post soon

@Uzo .. abi ..wetin we wan do.

@ Abbey ..am going to ur blog now

@Omo ibadan .. i dont care jere ..I will still want to be o

 
At Saturday, October 28, 2006 7:06:00 PM, Blogger beautyinbaltimore said...

Your jokes are always so funny.
Watch out for that guy, he may be ploting for you.

 
At Sunday, October 29, 2006 5:15:00 PM, Blogger TaureanMinx said...

When did we agree on two kids??

Lol at the guy! he wanted you and you turned him down you party pooper.

I love the way this meme has evolved from the original!..there are some questions here that have been adjusted lol

 
At Sunday, October 29, 2006 6:06:00 PM, Blogger field negro said...

Hey, you forgot "The Harder They Come" as movies we could watch again and again!

 
At Sunday, October 29, 2006 8:35:00 PM, Blogger Overwhelmed Naija Babe said...

u DEY ALRIGHT SO WHEN YOU NEVER PROVIDE US WITH JOKE AND JIST THIS WEEK?!?! ABI U DEY CHOP HALLOWEEN PUMPKIN?!?!

 
At Monday, October 30, 2006 3:02:00 PM, Blogger NaijaBloke said...

@Beautyinbaltimore .. thx and he better not,cos ama kill him if he tries ..LOL

@Tminx .. u wan fern amnesia now abi .. well at least u r pregnant with one now and after the second one .. nothing like that again o..LOL

@Field Negro ..thx for dropping by ..will be checking ya blog out

@OWN ..I dey o ..Pumpkin ke ..u see pumpkin for my list abi u see am for naija before ..LOL

 
At Tuesday, October 31, 2006 7:41:00 AM, Blogger Belle said...

nb.. i think its time you put up a new post...!!

 
At Tuesday, October 31, 2006 7:55:00 AM, Blogger The Life of a Stranger called me said...

Yes NB - pls UPDATE your blog.

 
At Tuesday, October 31, 2006 9:51:00 AM, Blogger Biodun said...

abeg update ur blog my friend, how was ur exam?

 
At Tuesday, October 31, 2006 2:01:00 PM, Blogger LondonBuki said...

Look NB, it's been 11 WHOLE days, stop messing about and UPDATE YOUR BLOG!!!

 
At Tuesday, October 31, 2006 6:21:00 PM, Blogger Nigerican said...

i left u a comment on my page , then i thot "duh" y wud he check my page for a comment. Anywho i'm around, it is u sir that is incogNEGRO.I need u to post new jokes so my day at work can be bright k : )

 
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At Wednesday, November 08, 2006 8:07:00 PM, Blogger kulutempa said...

omonganaflo = vernacular
just this soup that kalabari & ijaw people make with TONS of seafood: fish, periwinkle, etc., but no oil and no leaf...so effin' good! except when they try to force you to eat it with iyan...gari first, any day!

 
At Friday, December 01, 2006 2:18:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice nice blog I guess I’ll have to add you to my fav. Links. Good to know that that we Ibadan people still have that amala thingee in the 21st century . My colleagues in the office can’t understand why i'll addicted to the amala under the bridge (from my "tush" office/ café ) cuz they know i love to cook esp oyinbo food at times. Until I told them where I came from .
i thoroughly enjoyed the catoons posted as well esp the one about screen savers
hope u dont miss niger tooooo much !

 

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