THE FOUR MEME

Well I had to do this cos I got tagged by some teachers that are in the wrong professions and love giving assignments.Anyway who am I kidding,I dont really have time to type a post so I just decided to do this instead.

Chei can you imagine what happened to me lastnite.I was in Barnes and Noble battling to keep some data extraction jargons in my brain and I looked up only to see this gay dude smiling and winking at me.You need to see the kain "you dan dey kolo" look that I threw across the room to him,the look must have slapped the smiling and winking off his face.

The Fours Meme Only God knows what this is sef


FOUR JOBS YOU'VE HAD IN YOUR LIFE
1. System Administrator (with the 1st Internet Service Provider in Nigeria)
2. Stocker @Target(was fired for sleeping for over 3hrs in my car during a 1hr lunch)
3. Account Resolution Specialist
4. Personal Banker

FOUR JOBS YOU WISH YOU HAD
1. CEO for Microsoft
2. CEO for Walmart
3. Fronting for Nigeria's President or a Governor.
4. Wolverine cos hez indestructible

FOUR MOVIES YOU COULD WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN
1. Lord of the Rings baby (The Triology).bought the 3 DVDS
2. Face Off
3. The Gladiators
4. X-men ..

FOUR CITIES YOU'VE LIVED IN
1. Ibadan, Nigeria
2. Port Harcourt, Nigeria
3. Kingwood, Tx
4. Houston, Tx

FOUR TV SHOWS YOU LOVE TO WATCH
1. Fashion House
2. Smallville
3. CSI (All the Franchises)
4. Charmed

FOUR PLACES YOU'VE BEEN ON VACATION/TRAVELED TO
1. ORLANDO,FL, USA
2. LAS VEGAS,NV, USA
3. LONDON, UK
4. TORONTO, CANADA

FOUR WEBSITES YOU VISIT DAILY
1. My Fav Blogs (xxxxx.blogspot.com, xxxx = multiple)
2. My email accounts(Gmail,Yahoo,Hotmail)
3. All the News website (CNN,BBC,NigeriaNews etc)
4. www.sdn.sap.com

FOUR OF YOUR FAVORITE FOODS
1. Iyan with any Nigeria soup-Egusi,Efo,Banga,Okasi,Afang etc
2. Rice with cornedbeef stew(I make a wicked cornedbeef stew)
3. Peppersoup,Suya and Kilishi
4. Any other food as long as I eat it

FOUR THINGS YOU WON'T EAT
1. Any seafood except Fish and shrimps
2. Sushi
3. Some Veggies (Mushrooms,Brocolli etc)
4. I have a long list of food I dont eat!

FOUR THINGS YOU WISH YOU COULD EAT OR DRINK RIGHT NOW
1. Suya or Kilishi
2. Iyan and Native soup with periwinkles from Port Harcourt
3. Blue house's Amala with Ewedu in Ibadan
4. My mum's food

FOUR THINGS IN YOUR BEDROOM
1. A King size Bed
2. TV
3. Shoes and books all over the floor
4. My laptop on the bed and computers on the floor

FOUR THINGS YOU WISH YOU HAD IN YOUR BEDROOM
1. Loads more space
2. LCD hanging on the wall (still going to get that)
3. A refridgerator so that I dont have to go to the Kitchen
4. A remote control for every damn thing in the room

FOUR THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW
1. A boxers
2. A V-neck T-shirt
3. Covered with my comforter
4. My Brithday suit

FOUR PLACES I'D RATHER BE RIGHT NOW
1. In Bed Watching TV and not going to work today
2. On vacation
3. Sleeping
4. Just not at work

FOUR FICTIONAL PLACES I'D RATHER BE RIGHT NOW
1. Duh
2. Duh!
3. Duh!!
4. Duh!!!

FOUR PEOPLE YOU’D REALLY LOVE TO HAVE DINNER WITH
1. God
2. Obasanjo(In the US cos he wont be able to do anything to me for lambasting is stupid and greedy ass)
3. Bill Gates(to see if I can get a piece of the microsoft cake)
4. My future wife and 2 kids

FOUR THINGS YOU ARE THINKING RIGHT NOW
1. Why cant this rubbish oyinbo ppl just invent a way to get this own syllabus in your head without reading it.
2. Is it possible to have a job I love TODAY???
3. I need to get my ass off this bed and go to work
4. Why am I stressing msyelf doing this Meme?

FOUR OF YOUR FAVORITE THINGS
1. My Family and Friends
2. My laptop
3. My cellphone
4. Music, Books and Movies

FOUR FAVOURITE QUOTES/EXPRESSIONS
1. Tough times never last but Tough people do(1st Christian book I ever read)
2. You reap what you sow
3 Cleaniless is next to Godliness
4. Damn!! Karma is a B***H!!!

As you know I have to leave you guys with a joke.Got this from one of my cousins.

God Bless Italians

A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.
"In this country we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives"

"Hey, coo la down lady," said the man.
"Who isa talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell Mississippi'."

I bet $100 that you're gonna read this again and get ya freaking minds outta the gutter.

Have a nice weekend Folks