WHY???

This post was inspired by this song playing titled WHY by Will Smith.I was listening to the song while driving right now and actually got to listen to the lyrics and I realize that there will always be the question WHY???

Why did I just put 1100miles on my car this past weekend?

Why do I have to almost have a brain hemorrhage to do my job?

Why does Uncle Sam have to keep nipping me this much on my paycheck?

Why is it that everything that was said in a meeting I just had sounded like another language?

Why do the prices of things never go down but up except during sales and I know they are still getting me with the sales?

Why does the cost of labor to replace a part in my car 3 times more than the price of the part itself? (I miss Kabiru in Naija)

Why do I have to first fly to DC or North Carolina from Tampa before flying to Texas?

Why is it that I am not inheriting a huge amount of something from somebody, someone, everybody, anybody? Scream

Why do people have to suffer this much in Africa?

Why do we always get dumb asses as Presidents in Naija?

Why is it that the qualification to run for office especially the President of Naija be Standard VI?

Why do most girls like doggy style?

Why do women enjoy their orgasms more when they do have it than men?

Why do I feel the media is not really helping the security of this nation with some of their broadcasts?

Why was I given a 2hr wait at a restaurant in Orlando lastnite?

Why does this cold refreshing crush taste so good?

YOU ALSO NEED TO WATCH AND LISTEN TO THE VIDEO ON THE RIGHT TITLED HOLY GHOST FIRE BY RESONANCE.AM LOVING THE SONG SHA.

Let me leave you guys with a joke for the week.

Stand Up For The Little Guy!

There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking his beer, minding his own business when all of a sudden this great big dude comes in and -- WHACK!! -- knocks him off the bar stool and onto the floor.

The big dude says, "That was a karate chop from Korea!"

The little guy thinks "GEEZ," but he gets back up on the stool and starts drinking again when all of a sudden -- WHACK!! -- the big dude knocks him down AGAIN and says, "That was a judo chop from Japan."

So the little guy has had enough of this... He gets up, brushes himself off and quietly leaves. The little guy is gone for an hour or so. But he thinks for awhile and thinks, " Why shouldn't I be at the bar if I want to?

"He walks up behind the big dude and -- WHAM!!!" -- knocks the big dude off his stool, knocking him out cold!!! The little guy looks at the bartender and says, "When he gets up, tell him that's a crowbar from Sears!

Have a nice weekend folks