Catch some Laffs
Hey ma peeps,been a minute jere.Na this work wey person dey do o.
Thanks to peeps that have been checking on me jere.
Anyway I just have a some pics and a video for you,just a lil' something to make you smile and you can laff as well if you need to 'cos I did when I saw the videos.
MY IBO GUY
After a long period of silence an Ibo guy phones his good pal and the following conversation ensued....
Chike: Nna.. How now??, long tam no see you!
Chidi: Nna, I just dey o. Wetin dey happen now ?
Chike: I jus dey.. Ah beg, I need your hep for sontin...
Chidi: (grumbles) Na wetin?
Chike: Ah won borrow small money from una
Chidi: Hello? Hello? I can't hear u well o
Chike: I say ah need small money from una
Chidi: Hello? Hello? ..dis line no clear o..
Chike: (yelling into the phone) Ah say come borrow me small money abeg!
Chidi: Hello? Hello??, I still can not hear you!
(The phone operator now butts in).. He said he wants you to borrow him money!
Chidi: NNA YOU WEY HEAR AM WELL GIVE AM THE MONEY NOW! (foolish operator.. shiooo..)
Dumb 911 Calls
Funny DUI Arrest
You think Okada men are crazy in Naija,U ain't see nuthn until you see these pics.
These Okada pics made me remember one bad experience I had on an okada when I was still doing fineboy around Port harcourt o.
Na jeje I talk say make I go arrange some Martinik fried rice and chicken in D-line(for peeps that know Port Harcourt well) before hunger kill your guy o.So I decided to hike an okada 'cos of traffic.So I chartered the okada to take me and bring me back to my office o,on our way back there was an oil spill from an oil tanker on one of the roads,na so the stupid okada man wan do James Bond o and instead of him to slow down,men thatz how me,myself and I,the okada man and the okada did some serious stunt for road o.Men the only thing that saved us that day was that there was no car coming from the opposite side of the road and all the practice I had undergone with my brother and cousins from watching too many movies.To now make matters worse,this incident now happened right in front of one ashewo joint on that road and all the deads(prostitutes) were already out in full force.Men come and see them making fun of your guy,that was one of the most embarrassing time of my life o.I did not even feel the pain of the small bruises I got 'cos all I wanted to do was to fade comot for there.The food sef I did not know who escaped with the food after the incident.
You guys have a nice rest of the week and God bless