Prank Calls

My thanksgiving was good and I had a swell time from eating and partying with a couple of friends.

How many people get calls from a number that you dont know and when you pick up the phone,the person just starts spitting like you should know who and what they are talking about.I got a call from a strange number on my cellphone yesterday and immediately I picked up the call,the person just went on about how the sex was a life saver and how she has not had some in while and she cant wait to get some again.

Ol boy I held my phone and actually had to check if I was not holding somebody else's phone,my head was screaming WTF,cos I know I could not even recognise the voice.After she had ranted for like 3mins,I calmly asked who was on the phone and am pretty sure she almost colapsed wherever she was 'cos she shouted "WHAT!!!" is this not "Leshawne" or something like that.I said no,this is Naijabloke and I dont know who Leshawne is and this is my cellphone.Apparently the chic dialed the wrong number and just started talking without asking for Leshawne.

Anyway all along while she was ranting about the great sex and how it saved her life,my head was extracting data,analysing and creating reports to figure out which of my friends was trying to prank call me,but I guess I just wasted some of my brain cells 'cos it was a wrong number.

Have you recieved a prank call or a funny call from someone that you dont know before or you have prank called someone before that was funny?

Turn your speakers up and listen to these prank calls and laugh a little.

This is Rickey Smiley doing one on a lady

This is a 10yr old gurl that called a demolition company to bargain with them to demolish her school


This wife called a radio show to call her husband to confirm if he is cheating on her


Let me leave you with a joke before I go

Never Smelled So Good....

An elderly Italian man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite Italian cookies.

With all his remaining strength, he lifted himself from the bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom and with even greater effort, gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs. With labored breath, he leaned against the doorframe, gazing into the kitchen. Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven. There, spread out upon waxed paper on the kitchen table, were literally hundreds of his favorite anisette cookies. Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted Italian wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?

Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself towards the table, the wondrous taste of the cookie was already in his mouth, seemingly bringing him back to life. The aged and withered hand trembled on its way to a cookie at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked hard with a spatula by his wife.

"GET OUT OF HERE!" she shouted, "THEY'RE FOR THE FUNERAL!"

You guys have a rest of the week

Happy Thanksgiving

Thank you all for all your kind comments on my last post,I really appreciate it.
Lets try and give thanks in all we do cos thatz the only thng we could do to show our appreciation to what God does and is going to do for us.
I was thinking about what to post and I saw this pics in one of my folders and decided to share them with you guys.

SEE WHAT COMPUTERIZATION IS TURNING OR LIVES TO.

You were More a Friend Than An Aunt

You gave me someone I could talk to when I was a rebel
You acted as a book of advise when I needed to study about life
You were always smiling even though you caould be tough when it is needed
You acted as a a communication structure between me and mum most of the time
You tend to understand me when most people dont understand
You always encourage me to follow through as long as I believe it is right
You always sort me out when am broke even when it is to take a date out
You are the only one/Nigerian I know that calls me by my full name
You always make my name sound like a pet name when you call me
You always know how to disolve my anger with words when am pissed at you
You are always slow to anger but always calm with it to a fault
You always make monthly foodstuffs shopping seems like fun cos you dont waste time
You are one of the best cooks I know and your parties are always the bomb

All my friends normally become your friend cos they think you are cool too and they always never believe you are younger than my mum,although you are the third born and she is the first.Although both you guys most time never agree on stuffs,the sisterly bond always keep you guys together.

I thank God for your life,his grace,mercies and favour on your life
I thank God for the part you played in my life for me to be where I am today
I thank God for allowing me to see you for the last time last december after almost 4yrs

This post is dedicated to my loving Aunt.
I got a call from my mum today and she told me my aunt died this past sunday and they have been trying to figure out how to tell me.Although I was shocked and sad when she told me,but I felt some sort of calmness in me cos I know she has gone home to rest.
My aunt is diabetic and it has gotten a little bit serious for the past 2-3yrs.She has been in and out of the hospital for a while,that when I saw her last December,she was a lot different from who I had grown up to know.


I love you aunty and a lot of people will miss you but I know God had to end your suffering and take you home to rest.

Adieu!!! till we meet again.

BE THANKFUL

Diamond has been running a series of thanksgiving post on her blog for sometime now and I have been reading the comments on the post and they have been inspiring also a lot of the comments also gave me reason to be thankful to God for life,my family and friends.Reading the posts made me remember one of my best songs way back titled "Yahweh is for Us" by Maranatha Singers ... I hope am right.I have been trying to get the CD,so if anyone knows the song,please share...I just realised that I still remember the lyrics of the song are

"Sing a song of victory
Shout aloud on to our God
Who is like the living God
Yahweh is for us
Tell of all his faithfulness
Our lives has been restored
Halleluyah we'r blessed
Yahweh is for us "lets praise him"

He hears! he hears every faithful prayer
He sees! he watching with tender care
he knows! He knows every pain we bear
From the highest heavens his mercies flow to the end of the earth his people know
Yahweh is for us!!!

Cant remember the whole second verse.

Well in short I thank God for what he has done,has been doing,is doing right now and for what he has in stock for me as well.

HEBREW NAMES USED TO PRAISE GOD

Adonai-Jehovah -- The Lord our Sovereign
El-Elyon -- The Lord Most High
El-Olam -- The Everlasting God
El-Shaddai -- The God Who is Sufficient for the Needs of His People
Jehovah-Elohim -- The Eternal Creator
Jehovah-Jireh -- The Lord our Provider
Jehovah-Nissi -- The Lord our Banner
Jehovah-Ropheka -- The Lord our Healer
Jehovah-Shalom -- The Lord our Peace
Jehovah-Tsidkenu -- The Lord our Righteousness
Jehovah-Mekaddishkem -- The Lord our Sanctifier
Jehovah-Sabaoth -- The Lord of Hosts
Jehovah-Shammah -- The Lord is Present
Jehovah-Rohi -- The Lord our Shepherd
Jehovah-Hoseenu -- The Lord our Maker
Jehovah-Eloheenu -- The Lord our God

Maryland and DC here I come this weekend to attend a wedding.The wedding is going to be on Sunday so will be comng back on monday.

Some jokes for some good laffs

For all y'all that use your relatives to lie when trying to get off work.
This was a conversation between an employee and his boss.

"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees.

"Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied.

"Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you



A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While

they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband,

"You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in

the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he

would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife

home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend

only $150?"

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three

days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."



MY OGBONO SOUP WITH POUNDED YAM ------ $10




BUTT CHEEKS SHOW IN LAS VEGAS ---------$45




TRYING TO WRITE A TEST TO GET A JOB ------- PRICELESS

No, it’s not a political rally, neither is it a Refugee Camp nor did it happen in Rwanda .It is very much a “Nigerian Thing”.
It's a picture of applicants scrambling to write an Employment Test @ Fototek Plaza, Opebi Ikeja,Lagos,Nigeria.
This was "INTERCONTINENTAL BANK TEST SOME WEEKS BACK IN IKEJA" a friend just sent the picture to me o.Said police had to disperse the mammoth crowd with teargas!

If this is true then "Nigeria We Hail Thee"

Have a nice weekend y'all!!!


NEWS FLASH Y'ALL

GERALD LEVERT DIES AT 40 PRESUMABLY OF AN HEART ATTACK
This is a sad news cos this is one of the remaining old skool male singers.Had his dads Eddie Levert's albums back then and he did a lot of songs with Bebe and Cece Winnans as well.He was a part of the popular R&B group LSG(Levert,Sweat and Gill) consisiting of Him,Keith Sweat and Johnny Gill.
You can read the story HERE