Happy New Year Folks

Howdy folks!!! Am very sorry that I have been AWOL for a while,although I have been posting comments on bloggers pages.I have been a lil' busy with work and with myself(get ur damn mind outta the gutter,cos am not talking abt playing with myself).It's the end of the year and I just had to sit down and think about where I am going in the coming year.

First I will love to thank everyone for all their prayers concerning the interviews I have been tortured with.God has been good and by God's grace I have to move mu butt to Tampa soon 'cos they have been begging me to take the job offer.I know you are like,idiot .. yes o that is how God works o.When God decides to grant what he has in stock for his kids,they will even be begging us his kids to take it.I was offered the job last week and I told them that I have to think about it cos I am suppose to have another interview with a big consulting firm,but they decided to shift the interview till January.So I decided to accept the job cos the recruiter called and told me I needed to make a decision by yesterday so that they will know not to look for other people.Anyway it is going to be a lot of experience laded opportunity for me and paywise .. God is good sha.

Season greetings to everybody,my holidays has been good.One of my friend and mentor had a Xmas party on Xmas day and it was fun and it was not funny waking up to go to work the next day.Everybody at work came with an hangover.I think all these companies just want to punish you for getting paid cos left to me,nothing was done on that day at work.

I thank God for everything that he did for me in 2006,cos he has been good to me a lot and I can't wait to experience what he has is stock for me in 2007.
I actually want to thank a lot of bloggers for the inspiration and the encouragement I got from you guys,cos from reading people's blogs,I have a learnt a lot from people sharing their experiences on here.

Just a little something to remind you of safety during this holidays.

I'm Her Daddy

I am very sorry for the been missing for a minute and thank you guys for all your comments and prayers as well.

I actually typed a post up while I was at the airport waiting for my flight back to Houston from Tampa on thursday,but I lost the post while trying to upload it cos the website started having problems.

Anyway,my week has been kinda busy with different things.I was up to my neck with work and also had to fly down to Tampa on wednesday for an interview on thursday morning.The company decided to fly me down to Tampa after 2 gruelsome phone interviews which lasted like an hour each and the face-2-face interview lasted another 2 hours,felt like I was been interrogated by the POPO.I got to Tampa around 7pm,got the rental car and one of my friends that stays in Tampa met up with me and we got lost a couple of times before we found my hotel.I got to the hotel and I ended up having to pay for the room cos the person that was suppose to take care of it at the company forgot(Just remembered I was suppose to fax a copy of the receipt to the person to refund me).I decided to drive by the company that night so that it would be easy for me to locate it in the morning,but gave up after driving for over an hour and could not figure out where the place was.I was able to locate the place in time for the interview in the morning sha.

One of my very close friend got married this saturday and I was the bestman,so I had to go straight from the airport to his engagement when I got back to Houston on thursday and we also had the Bachelor's eve bash after the engagement.Woke up late on friday cos I did not get home till like 5am from the Bachelor's eve party.I had to run a couple of errands and ended up missing the wedding rehasals and later went with the groom and friends that were in town from Nigeria,London,Canada and all over the US for the wedding.We had fun catching up cos I have not seen a lot of the said friends in a while and we finally ended up in Dennis restaurant around 5am and left around 6.30am after eating almost all the wings they have at the restaurant.

I woke up around 11am on saturday and had to do last minute running around for the wedding.All the groomsmen met at the grooms house and went to the church from there.The church service was lovely,the reception and the owanbe party was off the chain and I had to give the toast as well.

I think I need to go to sleep now cos I so need to go..but am not going to leave without a joke.



Snow Plow

It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was almost zero when Lena got off work. She made her way to her car and wondered how she was going to make it home.

She sat in her car while it warmed up and thought about her situation. She remembered a friend's advice that if she got caught in a blizzard, she should wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it. That way she would not get stuck in a snow drift. This made Lena feel much better and sure enough in a little while, a snow plow went by, and she started to follow it. As she followed the snow plow, she was feeling very smug as they continued, and she was not having any problem with the blizzard conditions.

After quite sometime had passed, she was somewhat surprised when the snow plow stopped and the driver got out and came back to her car and signaled her to roll down her window. The snow plow driver wanted to know if she was all right, as she had been following him for a long time.

She said that she was fine and told him of the advice she'd received to follow a snow plow when caught in a blizzard.

The driver replied that it was OK with him, and she could continue if she wanted...but he was done with the Wal-Mart parking lot and was going over to Kmart next.



The Church Organist

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.

One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.

As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.

The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and He could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl.

"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the Park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would

prevent the spread of disease. And wouldn't you know, I haven't had the flu all winter."

Braincells Popping

Am sorry guys,due to some circumstances beyond my control and cos of some comments come people are putting on my page which has made me not so anonymous,I have decided to stop blogging.



DUH!!! am pretty sure a lot of bloggers are saying WTF!!!

Psych!!! I wish ...



I just wanted to put that up cos thatz the in thing on blogsville now,people shutting down their blogs cos of one madman leaving some degoratory comments on their blogs about igba or awo.

Anyway the video is for you people that are trying to vent,u can try what this guy did and maybe it will make you feel better.

Anyway am sorry that I have been AWOL for a minute,been busy at work and been having some crazy interviews,had like 3 this week and still having one this afternoon,told you guys am trying to change jobs now,so pray for me now o and maybe I might get to move to your side of town.

These are some quotes I saw online that some people left about their wives.So this is not me o

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

David Bissonette

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let
him keep her.

Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they
just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

Hemant Joshi

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you
get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

Dumas

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is,
"What does a woman want?

Sigmund Freud

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

Anonymous

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."

Henry Youngman

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."

Sam Kinison

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."

James Holt McGavran

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the
second one didn't."

Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong,
admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

Nash

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...

Anonymous

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

Milton Berle

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.

Anonymous

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters.They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy "You're lucky,
mine's still alive."


A Little Joke for the weekend.....

During an annual psychiatrists convention, three psychiatrists take a walk. "People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears," one says, "but we have no one to go to with our problems. Since we're all professionals, why don't we hear each other out right now?"

They agree that this is a good idea. The first psychiartrist confesses, "I'm a compulsive shopper and deeply in debt, so I overbill patients as often as I can."

The second admits, "I have a drug problem that's out of control, and I frequently pressure my patients into buying illegal drugs for me."

The third psychiatrist says, "I know it's wrong, but no matter how hard I try, I just can't keep a secret."

Anyway you guys have a lovely weekend and take care of you!