Getting Butt Kicked
I am sure a lot of people will be looking at the title of this post and thinking this guy dan dey kolo small ...
Well first an foremost,I thank everybody that wished me a happy birthday and for all your prayers as well.I pray God returns the favor in ten folds back to you guys.
A lot of people were asking how old I was,well I was between 25 and 100 years old on the 19th of January 2007...LOL.I also got calls from a lot of my family members,friends and some other people as well(you know yourselves).
I started the job on Monday and had the orientation and guess what people,I reported to work on Tuesday and got introduced around to everybody and bam,was slammed with a project on my second day at work.I was given the project to own it,write schematics,work with all the functional analyst from other departments and implement the project.I was so stunned that it took me a while to talk.I looked at the specifications and everything on the paper looked like it was not written in English,as in I drew a blank o.I was even trying to use indirect talk explain to the Business analyst that "sister I no understand all these mumbo jumbo wey you write for this paper wey you just give me" but the sister blank me o and indirectly pass the wave back that "na ya problem be that homie,shebi na you want work".Put in mind that the laptop that was ordered for me never surfaced as am typing this post and my email address is still yet to be created and although all my usernames and password has been created for all the servers but I can't log in to any server,because desktop and laptop never surface and the system security people are refusing to give me remote access from my laptop o.We do one meeting today and I just dey rap for the meeting o,you know when you are using other people's ideas to give feedbacks.Thank God that am a Nigerian o,damn God too dash us sense scather.
Anyway to be serious "I AM LOOKING FOR ANYBODY THAT KNOWS ANYBODY THAT IS A SAP BW CONSULTANT/ANALYST/DEVELOPER TO SHARE IDEAS WITH O,COS AM LIKE A LOST LAMB NOW" abeg if there is one reading this post or you know anybody,PLEASESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS help me out,just leave me your email address and I will get in touch with you asap cos I really need help.
You can imagine me thinking at least I have like 2 weeks before anything starts rolling in o,thot I would be able to drive around to look for apartments and stuffs,but my ass is rushing back to the hotel to read and work as soon as I leave work o.Abeg pray for your guy o...LOL